bring it, britches!

i am going to upload the cuddle porn video very soon. let's actually use this blog, k? it'll be fun i promise. x.

In honor of a special lady with a new job...

Sing it Beaker!

I bet Kelis would be proud.

Borrowed from the ladies at feministing.

You interested in a testicle?

Why this blog was started and whether or not it will actually be used are questions I don't have an answer to. However, I do know that my friends and I have a new found infatuation with pearlmakers and I came across this post on DCist today, No Pearl in These 'Oysters'.

While they are not talking about the type of pearlmaker that I prefer, an oyster still is a type of pearlmaker...and let's be real here. The whole concept of a Rocky Mountain Oyster makes me giggle.

Perhaps I will be posting again. Until then, Pearlmakers UNITE!